Jobby Job Job

So it has been about a week and a half now since I quit my job and it has been the best week and a half ever!!!  Days off!  Wooo!  I have time to relax, hang out with friends, cook, take the dog to the dog park, and go hiking.  AND, I have been applying for more jobs than a person could ever handle in a lifetime!!!!

Today, I had 2 second interviews and one initial interview, which 2 of the 3 resulted in job offers.  My new job will start May 17th, on my birthday.  Tomorrow, I take the drug test, which will be cake, and then what to do for another 2 weeks?  

I will be broke for most of May and this means no more dining out and instead, eating what has been stocked away in my cupboards.  I have about 6 cans of tuna, 10 cans of soup, 5 cake mixes, ramen, spaghetti noodles, and frozen and canned veggies galore.  Maybe I will lose weight in the month of May afterall?  

Life is changing and I am happy for the change.  Anyone who knows me will say that I am always moving around and trying new things.  Hopefully, my new job will be a career or lead me on the path to more permanent employment because to be perfectly honest with you, I am not getting where I want to in life by moving every six months and changing jobs all of the damn time.

I Hate This Job, And You!

I Hate This Job, And You!

Dear ________________:

Yesterday I woke up and realized that this is the worst career experience I've ever had. Therefore, I'm officially notifying you of my resignation from [company name]. My last day will be today.

This company has many problems. [insert problems here]

On top of that, I can't stand to work for you any longer. You, alone, have been a constant source of pain and suffering for me ever since I started this job. I can't understand how you made it this far in the professional community.

Today is a great day for me. I will never have to see, hear or listen to you ever again. Goodbye, and good-riddance!

Warmest Regards,

Miss Sara Jane Laue

My Dog Ate My Glasses

Happy Easter!  Today my dog ate my prescription glasses. The glass broke in half and the frames were mangled beyond recognition.  My dog is such an asshole sometimes!

So in honor of my dog killing my vision, I will be getting new frames this week and I am totally shooting for the cute red Oliver Peoples frames as seen here on the lovely miss Zooey Dechannel.  Let's hope they look cute on my face!

Calling All Lonely People!!!!

Let's be honest for a moment.  I have no fucking friends.  I get depressed about it almost daily.  It's embarrassing that I only have my dog and boyfriend to hang out with.  I am acquainted with alot of cool people but none of them are ever responsive when I ask to hang out.  Everyone I know is either married, happily coupled, or has kids.  When it comes time for some quality hang out time, those people are not my go-to activity partners.  I ask if they would like to join  me in the activity and I get shut down every time.  I have accepted this.  I am trying to get over it.

So what I am left with is myself.  I used to believe that there was something wrong with me because there have been times in my life where I had no friends. I understand that the people I currently know are too busy to hang out with or live too far away so I have to figure out a way to make new friends.  As an adult, making new friends is hard.  Most other 27 year olds don't have time to hang out and already have all of the friends they need.  

At this point, I can't get that picky.  My main requirement is that they are female so I don't make my boyfriend jealous.  I do have a few other requirements but they are very basic.

I want a friend who:

-Likes animals

-Likes to go shopping

-Does not do drugs or drink heavily

-Lives in the Iowa City area

There ya go.  So if you don't currently have a bestest friend ever and wanna be my friend, contact me!   We can hang out, go shopping together, go to the dog park, try new restaurants, and watch movies together.  On your birthday, I am sure to give you a decent present and I will love you forever!

email me at : sarajanelaue@gmail.com